Went to Planet Fitness and decided that perhaps the only reason they can make the claim to be 'judgement free' is because, aside from one partially shrink-wrapped treadmill and some construction-type people mulling about, the place was empty!
Why would they send out flyers with an expiration date of June 27 when their store isn't even ready to open? *In all fairness, the flyer did state the sale was 'pre-grand opening' but good lord, this was really 'pre'.
Maybe they're looking for gamblers. You know, something like: are you willing to join our gym, albeit sight unseen, but for a really good price? Or, do you want to press you luck and possibly pay a higher price to join after everything is shiny and humming?
But what if you do lock in at a super low rate and the place turns out to be a dive with just you and Mr. Sweaty Combover locking eyes across a sawdust floor? What if the Stairmaster really is just some guy on a step stool calling out "All ye shall kneel before the Stair Master!", then demands you stop "eyeballing" him and commands you to "mount yon dreadmill, flabby beast!"
What if?
If only.
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That's funny! Hopefully it'll turn out to be a good gym, though. Good luck.
By the way, I followed you over here from the WW message boards. I saw where you posted your blog address a few days ago. I haven't posted on that site in over a year, maybe longer. I'm not new to WW (been on and off for the last 3 years. YIKES!) but I don't post on the boards much.
Anyway, I just started a blog on wordpress, iamrahrah.wordpress.com. I don't know how often I'll post but I'll check in on your London journey from time to time.
Good luck!
Hi Nikki!
Thanks for visiting. :) Maybe we can keep each other motivated since I'm prone to fall off the wagon... A LOT. I try to be healthy, but it seems the more determined I am to do it, the bigger the craving I get for something yummy. :)
I have no idea how to do the update thing you asked about on my blog. :) I went ahead and linked your blog to mine though, so I'll probably check in on you daily even if you don't post anything.
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